Puppet Fucker

A person so afraid of sexual intercourse that they are attracted to puppets, because they have no genitals. Symptons include writing gay bondage fanfiction for Thunderbirds and Captain Scarlet, etc.

I bet that puppet fucker watches Team America like it's porn.

Puppet Fucker by quijibo July 25, 2006

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Puppet Fucker

A Racial Term for White ethnicity for back woods in bred because they sometimes look like puppets

That Puppet Fucker is trying to get with his sister again.

Puppet Fucker by Essentric Eric November 29, 2010

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Puppet Fucker • puppet fucked • puppet master • puppet • puppet-mouth • puppet government • Puppet Job • Puppet legs • puppet pipeline • Puppet_J0keZ

puppet fucked

This is when the puppet configuration management software automatically reverts your manual changes on a server because you forgot to shut it off.

Teich forgot to stop puppet on the webserver before he made changes and 15 minutes later he got puppet fucked.

puppet fucked by j$.devops August 18, 2016

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