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1.
While being in a state of merry intoxication, the inability to control one's legs.
Sod me, I really don't think I should have had that tenth pint of beer and the bottle of vino collapso, I've got the puppet legs on and cant walk to get to the car.
by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching August 10, 2010