look up any word, like potate:
A person so afraid of sexual intercourse that they are attracted to puppets, because they have no genitals. Symptons include writing gay bondage fanfiction for Thunderbirds and Captain Scarlet, etc.
I bet that puppet fucker watches Team America like it's porn.
by quijibo July 25, 2006
A Racial Term for White ethnicity for back woods in bred because they sometimes look like puppets
That Puppet Fucker is trying to get with his sister again.
by Essentric Eric November 26, 2010