Vince: Uh oh I've got diarrhea... gotta find a toilet pronto!
Mike: 1st door on the left jabroni.
Vince is making a splashy mess in the
toilet bowl. 10 minutes later...
Mike:
Everything come out alright Vince?
Vince: Man, I think I peed from my butt.
Mike: Oh man, you had peearrhea! That can be dangerous.
Vince:
Tell me about it. I made a splashy mess in there.