Puddlegrub
diseased homeless prostitute, who at the end of the day squats over a puddle in the gutter to wash out her vagina.
Puddlegrub by Vonrell-Pollix November 28, 2009
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puddlegluming
To sit in a full bathtub while the shower is also on. It's like sitting in a puddle in a summer thunderstorm, like a frog, marinating in your misery, possibly crying until you only have frog problems, like wrinkly webbed feet. Named after the pessimistic but slightly whimsical marshwiggle, Puddleglum, from the Chronicles of Narnia. Bring the rainfall experience to your bath.
"When I'm sad, I like to puddleglum. It's like crying in the shower but better."
"I spent an entire day puddlegluming after we broke up. I looked like a wet raisin."
"If I was a marshwiggle, I'd be puddlegluming too."
"Puddlegluming sounds fun."
"I spent an entire day puddlegluming after we broke up. I looked like a wet raisin."
"If I was a marshwiggle, I'd be puddlegluming too."
"Puddlegluming sounds fun."
puddlegluming by retrochrom August 28, 2025
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Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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