Provosted

A derivation of the word "pwned" often used in it's place, perhaps not as intense of a ownage as being "pwned."

"Oohhh, provosted!"

Me: "Rib"
*Gets kneed in the crotch*
Kim: "Oohhh, provosted!"

Provosted by Olimar April 25, 2005

promoted to customer 

slang among retail workers for being fired.

You are about to be promoted to customer.

promoted to customer by slipsheet June 25, 2006

Dominique Provost-Chalkley 

Actress, Dancer, Singer, Founder of #StartTheWave and A Queen. Currently Acting As Waverly Earp on SyFy Channel's Wynonna Earp.

Dominique Provost-Chalkley is an amazing human being. And beloved by all Earpers.

Dominique Provost-Chalkley by JC's #DomVision September 21, 2018

Peacefully Protested 

When a bunch of peaceful protestors loot a store.

Protestor: Yo, we just peacefully protested a Walmart!
Guy: That's Illegal.

Peacefully Protested by LmaoBoxer June 29, 2020

proposterone 

Proposterous amounts of testosterone

If you are pimply, hairy, and/or overly greasy you may have proposterone

proposterone by JamesOlson February 1, 2008

protossed

From the Starcraft gaming community, similar to "Zerged".
Protossed is being just stream-rolled by a blatantly overpowered race, or imbalance in the game.

He was so far ahead in that game, but then he got PROTOSSED by that unresolved imbalance!! Just disgusting!

protossed by VoetsekSC August 8, 2014

Rapidly Promoted Executive 

An ending in the Henry Stickmin game: Infiltrating the Airship where you break into the airship and become the leader of the villanous Toppat Clan.

A: What's your favourite Infiltrating the Airship rank?
B:Rapidly Promoted Executive!

Rapidly Promoted Executive by I like Tomatoes January 2, 2021