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Procrasticracy 

Structure made to secure work for many by denying many more to take action, build & achieve

Inventor: HMG
Wait 8 months before you reply to three little girls application to get a approval to build a treehut. Then give a uncomprehensible answer that is not clear on whether it is a go or no go

Achievement: The new & important "Procrasticracy"
Procrasticracy by annhen March 5, 2013
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Procrastiracing 

The art of holding off and being lazy on doing necessary and beneficial tasks, such as studying or working out, to street race instead. Similar to procrastination.
Bob: How is the studying for Math going, Ricardo?

Ricardo: Sorry bro, busy at the moment, I'm Procrastiracing with my riced out POS Honda Civic! Studying can wait!
Procrastiracing by RicerMiata July 17, 2016

procrasticrap

What my teenage son does when I ask him to clean up the kitchen. "For god's sake, Josh, quit procrasticrapping and clean up the kitchen!"
procrasticrap by debpicks December 20, 2006

Procrasticraving 

The art of cooking, eating or just thinking about food when you’re supposed to be working
I have an assignment due but I’m procrasticraving pancakes
Procrasticraving by Foxosaurus March 26, 2019

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
Word of the Day on June 9, 2026

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026