Procrasticracy

Structure made to secure work for many by denying many more to take action, build & achieve

Inventor: HMG

Wait 8 months before you reply to three little girls application to get a approval to build a treehut. Then give a uncomprehensible answer that is not clear on whether it is a go or no go

Achievement: The new & important "Procrasticracy"

Procrasticracy by annhen March 5, 2013

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Procrastiracing

The art of holding off and being lazy on doing necessary and beneficial tasks, such as studying or working out, to street race instead. Similar to procrastination.

Bob: How is the studying for Math going, Ricardo?

Ricardo: Sorry bro, busy at the moment, I'm Procrastiracing with my riced out POS Honda Civic! Studying can wait!

Procrastiracing by RicerMiata July 17, 2016

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procrasticrap

verb: To take a dump to avoid doing work

What my teenage son does when I ask him to clean up the kitchen. "For god's sake, Josh, quit procrasticrapping and clean up the kitchen!"

procrasticrap by debpicks December 20, 2006

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Procrasticraving

The art of cooking, eating or just thinking about food when you’re supposed to be working

I have an assignment due but I’m procrasticraving pancakes

Procrasticraving by Foxosaurus March 26, 2019

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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