procrasticrap
What my teenage son does when I ask him to clean up the kitchen. "For god's sake, Josh, quit procrasticrapping and clean up the kitchen!"
procrasticrap by debpicks December 20, 2006
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procrastichat
From procrastination (to waste time) and chat (to talk, especially over the internet)
The act of continuing to chat to a friend using an internet chat program, long after you both should have stopped and gone to work/bed/the loo etc.
It is common for procrastichatters to exchange goodbye's several times during the period of procrastichat
The act of continuing to chat to a friend using an internet chat program, long after you both should have stopped and gone to work/bed/the loo etc.
It is common for procrastichatters to exchange goodbye's several times during the period of procrastichat
Person 1. We really must stop procrastichatting
Person 2. Yeah. Talk to you tomorrow
1. K, bye
2. Oh, before you go...
(Ad nauseum)
Person 2. Yeah. Talk to you tomorrow
1. K, bye
2. Oh, before you go...
(Ad nauseum)
procrastichat by Deluded Illusion July 16, 2008
Procrastinapping
-I should finish this history presentation, but im a little tired. Ill have a 10 minute nap and get this presentation over with
-Next day your friends are asking why you didnt finish the project, blame it on procrastinapping
-Next day your friends are asking why you didnt finish the project, blame it on procrastinapping
Procrastinapping by DrewBananie June 18, 2010
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