Procrastibate

Masturbating instead of doing homework or something you are supposed to be doing.

Instead of going to Lacrosse practice, Bill went to his room to procrastibate.

by Barrakuda4 February 18, 2010

Procrastibator

A person who puts off doing things for the purpose of persuing 'instant gratification activities' instead.

I am such a procrastibator - I didn't get my assignment done all weekend and now I'm all sore.

by krakadoom August 29, 2008

to sexually play with ones self to avoid working

engaging in procrastibation
he procrastibated too much before the exam
stop procrastibating

by minirollsrule May 2, 2010

The use of masturbation to postpone a task in hand. Combination of procrastination and masturbation.

I was supposed to be revising for the exam, but all I've been doing is procrastibation.

by searchlight May 15, 2011

The sexual gratification of one's self under the guise of relieving stress when one is simply avoiding work.

I found him watching pornography instead of studying, he said he was relieving stress but I know he had wasted hours of time with procrastibation.

by Kyzer13 August 11, 2009

I had a 10 page paper due in several hours but I wallowed in procrastibation.

by uffda.doncha.know February 23, 2010

Tom: "Hey did you do the English homework?"
Jeff: "Yeah but I didn't finish it until about 2 AM. Procrastibation is really a bitch."

by L2uk3 September 6, 2010