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Presbian 

Used to refer to the girls of Presentation High School in Willow Glen, CA. Presbians are typically sluts that get around a lot with both sexes (emphasis on the both). Presbians will often engage in sexual acts during school hours in the bathrooms and otherwise. Bellarmine boys like to hook up with Presbians but will always end up taking a Notre Dame girl to meet their mother. Presbians have a tendency to dress in an identical manner to mixers.
See that Presbian over there in the pink shirt and matching knee socks sucking face?
Which one? There are so many!
Presbian by NotreDyke&Proud November 12, 2009
The most gorgeous girl you will come across. Long wavy Dirty blonde hair and big beautiful eyes mixed with blue green and gray. Sassy and smart. Doesnt take no for an answer or any shit from anyone. Tough when needs to be but also super smart loving and caring and at the end of the day she just wants everyone to get along. Loyal and friendly. Loves her family and will always be there for you when you need her. Guys hate to love her, girls love to hate her. Even a Preslies bestest friends are secretly envious and jealous of her and want nothing more than to look and be like her. Preslie is a natural beauty and a definite one of a kind.
I love Preslie!
I wish I could be just like Preslie!
In the UK, Ireland and Australia, a pressie is the abbreviated form of present (as in gift).
Aww, my boyfriend just told me he has a pressie that he wants to give to me tonight. I can't wait!
pressie by Klarissa506 December 25, 2008
A dye pressed pill usually cut with chemicals near in effect to a well known drug. Typically bought on the street and sold as counterfeit resembling a prescription drug or other type of pure drug. Potentially mixed with untested or dangerous research chemicals, fentanyl, and cheap filler.
I bought a pressie off the dealer in the club.
Pressie by Sketchy Jeff July 4, 2022

Pressies 

Hand mixed and pressed chemical compound drugs.
Yo, you got some pressies?
I'm hella geeked on these pressies!
Pressies by rusty squeezebox June 14, 2008
A beautiful girl with dirty blond hair. Every one loves her and has lots of "guy" Freinds. Usually dates baseball players. Very beautiful girl.
Person1: did you see preslie
Person 2: I wish I could date her but I don't play baseball!
preslie by Charels Crosby October 6, 2013