Prasturbating 

Verb 1. An act shared among every serious musician, yet is rarely talked about. You have nothing to do for a few hours. So you spend this time practicing your instrument and masturbating

I spent the entire day prasturbating. Nothing like Bach and Blowjob porn.

Prasturbating by usernamedeleted February 22, 2011

Crasturbating 

Crying whilst masturbating. Mostly over departed girlfriends.

Kevins crasturbating over Katie.

Crasturbating by Philadagonymitchyslickkrondon October 5, 2008

plasterbating 

The act of masturbating after a night (or day) of severe drinking.

dude a: Got so wasted last night, went back to my place, got to plasterbating promptly.

dude b: Did your girlfriend watch again?

plasterbating by hammerbeard September 13, 2011

promasturbating 

The art of talking too long about self pleasure. Procrastinating for wankers.

John "and then I wanked, then I wanked some more, then I had dinner, then wanked again and again"
Dave "stop promasturbating you bell end"

promasturbating by DazCaz2 December 3, 2013

Poosturbating 

To masturbate while pooping, simple right?

Alex said he just had to take a dump but we know he was poosturbating since Courtney just bent over.

Poosturbating by Cheatachu April 2, 2008

pasturbating 

Masturbating to something good that has happened to you or a friend in the past.

1. "Dude, do you remember that one time I got laid?" "Yeah, I'm pasturbating right now!"
2. "Pasturbation really is the best, especially if it happened to you!"

pasturbating by Xaneth April 4, 2014

plansturbating 

To over-complicate a situation through excessive or unnecessary planning, to the point that progress or enjoyment is hindered

1. We would already be halfway through with this project if the business would stop plansturbating and just let us work.
2. Family vacations are more work than fun because of all of Mom's plansturbating.

plansturbating by The Marmoset King March 5, 2017