Top Definition
Paturbating is when you masturbate, and look cool while doing it, usually wearing black sunglasses and a leather jacket, with a very straight face.
I'm gonna try paturbating at the mall tomorrow, I just got a new leather jacket
by Professor S1gmus July 26, 2013

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