Pouting Donut

The quivering sphincter of a diarrhea filled anal cavity. Usually filled with hot chowder containing small fish heads, fingernails, and corn.

Also a telltale sign to customs agents during strip searches.

1. Dude, I've got the pouting donut right now. Must have been your moms cooking.
2. Did you see his pouting donut ?? he's gotta be smuggling something !