the politically correct term to define an individual intentionally or unintentionally sabotaging your advances with a female
I was unsuccessful in courting that attractive female last night all because this one poultry impediment wouldn't leave me alone
by lil kid fucker April 7, 2021
a slang saying to alert others around you that you desperately need chicken inserted into your facial cavity, regardless of present state and/or circumstances.
" yo poultry! " " Oh, word. I would enjoy some fine delicious chicken at this moment in time as well."
by xxxcolonel sandersxxx January 12, 2011
sexual intercourse in the presence of chicken, duck, goose, indian peafowl, mute swan, pheasant and especially capon.
by da_kube May 15, 2009
There's a girl in class that's so hot that I have to take a bathroom break and asphyxiate the poultry just so I can stop staring at her and pay attention in class.
by Christobon August 8, 2014
When a woman runs around naked, like a headless chicken, making ghost noises and her partner has to ejaculate onto her. The man must have his eyes closed, only using the ghost noises to pinpoint her location.
“Amanda, Johnny and I tried out the Poultry Poltergeist and he nutted right into my eyes, he gave me pinkeye!”
by Soggy Cannabis May 9, 2022
A condition in which the human body perspires uncontrollably from consuming mass amounts of poultry.
Brandon thought he was safe from meat sweats by eating strictly chicken but he ended up coming down with a serious case of poultry perspiration.
by gschad August 2, 2011