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Poultry Saboteur

A person who impedes your attempts to penetrate with your poultry.
“Alexander is such a poultry saboteur, always cock blocking me when I’m with Kelly!”
by Soggy Cannabis May 9, 2022
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The Poultry Poltergeist

When a woman runs around naked, like a headless chicken, making ghost noises and her partner has to ejaculate onto her. The man must have his eyes closed, only using the ghost noises to pinpoint her location.
“Amanda, Johnny and I tried out the Poultry Poltergeist and he nutted right into my eyes, he gave me pinkeye!”
by Soggy Cannabis May 9, 2022
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