7 definitions by lil kid fucker

letter of anal marque

permission to be a butt pirate.

a letter of marque is granted by the government and basically allows people to be pirates. a letter of anal marque is granted by ones pastor and allows them to bang men.

obama got a letter of anal marque so he divorced michelle

by lil kid fucker November 9, 2018

fabreze nazi

one who takes every chance he gets to spray fabreze

greg's been a fabreze nazi ever since his indian roommate moved in

by lil kid fucker January 15, 2020

flying saucer nipples

there is no breast. only nipple

the girl i took home had flying saucer nipples. she was basically just one big nipple

by lil kid fucker November 6, 2021

scissorlift gook

a chinaman or any flavor of asian that enjoys dressing up as a woman and accepting monetary donations in exchange for sexual favors. they favor being on top and therefore cater mostly to power bottoms

who wouldve guessed that NFL kicker Younghoe Koo was a scissorlift gook?

by lil kid fucker January 19, 2020

prison scissoring

when two men scissor just as two lesbians would. a prison favorite

i got aids from prison scissoring that convict

by lil kid fucker January 15, 2020

bat-muncher

derogatory term for an individual of Chinese descent

Some bat-muncher was coughing up a storm in my class today. We now all have coronavirus

by lil kid fucker March 14, 2020

poultry impediment

the politically correct term to define an individual intentionally or unintentionally sabotaging your advances with a female

I was unsuccessful in courting that attractive female last night all because this one poultry impediment wouldn't leave me alone

by lil kid fucker April 7, 2021