A bathroom break is when you and your significant other, usually bae, dating or not, go into the hallway by the bathroom where there are NO cameras and make it nasty.
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by n00deslap January 8, 2016
A bathroom break lasting an hour or more. Often after John bathroom breaks one must buy a new toilet. If one is known to take John bathroom breaks make sure one has at least two cans of febreeze.
by Hohn May 1, 2010
A bathroom break you take at work that consists of chugging a glass of wine, smoking a cigar, and drinking coffee; ideally red wine, a Macanudo, and columbian coffee.
by Mr Mackey Jr March 17, 2019
When 2 co-workers go into the bathroom stall together and one person stands in a shopping bag placed between the others feet while he sits on toilet and receives a blow job or a blumpkin, so any other person who enters the bathroom only sees the feet of one person.
by Lead Party Cheif September 3, 2009
The act of taking a dump, having a meal and catching a solid blow job all while sitting on the toilet.
It doesn't get any better than that man, I just had a triple action bathroom break at work. You know I caught A knob job from Tina and had a steak and baked potato all while releasing a turd.
by bastubes November 14, 2007
A stan twitter term used to describe a performer at an award show or event that you’re not interested in
Bebe Rexha is performing at the VMAs??? Oh that’s a bathroom break.
by rzooooo September 7, 2023
“No Bathroom Breaks” is a word only used by someone who is in their late 40s and is probably going to go no where in their life.
Student 1: Sir, May I please go the bathroom... I got to shit.
Teacher 1: No Bathroom Breaks.
Student 1: *shits bricks on teachers keyboard while singing “Rockstar” by Postmalone*
Teacher 1: No Bathroom Breaks.
Student 1: *shits bricks on teachers keyboard while singing “Rockstar” by Postmalone*
by FatPat_P March 6, 2018