Porch Potato

1. A person who rings someone's doorbell (usually a friend) and waits longer than a minute for that person to come to the door, and sometimes sits on that person's porch.

also:

2. A person who rings the doorbell knowing someone is home, and if no one answers the door, rings it again and waits until someone finally answers.

Person rings doorbell
*waits for two minutes*
Next door neighbor: Um, I don't think they're home. You porch potato.

OR:

Person rings doorbell
*waits for two minutes*
*sighs*
Person rings doorbell again
*footsteps*
Neighbor: Yeah, what do you want, porch potato?

Porch Potato by RaNdOmguurl October 29, 2010

Porch Potato

A Mexican who sits on his porch and smokes weed.

Look at that porch potato smoking weed.

Porch Potato by BobsSaget November 12, 2022

Pouch Potatoes 

Nuts, Balls, Twins, Tanks, Boys, and all other forms of Mr. Chubby's friends
as coined on Grey's Anatomy

Ammon spends all his time fondleing his Pouch Potatoes in class, that's why he bombed it.

Pouch Potatoes by Jonathan C Forbes May 24, 2008