Popcorn hands

n. Large, cauliflower-shaped phalanges, ill-suited for use during intercourse.
Hey, Angie... check out the set of popcorn hands on that guy.
by Oscar's Mom June 13, 2008
mugGet the Popcorn handsmug.

one handed popcorn eater

a man or woman who goes to see a movie purely to pleasure themselves
dude, that guy is a one handed popcorn eater i just got jizz on my neck
by manfat June 28, 2003
mugGet the one handed popcorn eatermug.