Poop Envy Share definition Flag When a person is constipated and suddenly becomes aware of the surrounding people's ability to go to the toilet whilst they suffer an uncomfortable and painful fate. I can't go to the toilet and you can .. Man, I have poop envy! Poop Envy by Shoppa June 2, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Poop Envy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch