Poolunk

Name: Poolunk Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

The act or consequence of pooping standing up.

Somebody peed on the seat... So I had to poolunk it.

Hey, man... I gotta go take a dump in the woods... Poolunk style.

Poolunk by Narmos August 13, 2008

Words you can keep

Poolung

Lungs in the shape of turds. Also meaning lungs that are no longer functioning. It is also a term used to signal when someone has finally lost all sanity. Term used to express your anger, e.g. You fucking poolung.

"By god, your x-ray shows some turds in your chest!?"
"I'm sorry...but your husband has poolung."
Me- "Poolung!"
Random stranger 1- "Did he say 'poolung'?"
Random stranger 2- "Uh...yeah."
Random stranger 1- "Dear god, he's crazy."
Random stranger 2- "Hey, you, stop being crazy or i'll kick you hard"
Me- "You fucking poolung!"

Poolung by Mr.Plasticiiiine May 28, 2003

Related Words

Poolunk • poodunk • Poofunk • Poolung • Poolurk • Poo Gunker • Poo-linky

poodunk

Small, hairy creatures resembling the trolls of world-wide mythology. The poodunk generally stands approximately 1-1.5 feet tall and is covered with coarse, grungy fur on every part of it's body except the hands, feet, and face. Poodunks can be found lurking in dark corners of rooms and are believed to be the cause of many mischevious acts that are otherwise unexplainable.

"Looks like a poodunk got ahold of my painting, its torn to shreds."

poodunk by The_Poodunk_Overlord May 24, 2004

Poofunk

A very stinky smell

"Oh man! That marker smells like poofunk!"

Poofunk by DaniLee August 19, 2008

Poolurk

Poop that hasn’t been removed from the toilet in over 1 day

I went to my friends house and there was poolurk in both of his toilets

Poolurk by doing this for fun April 27, 2024

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026