Ponoka 

Ponoka is the biggest shithole in Western Canada

Devoid of any jobs or life like in lifeless Ponoka the ghost town

Ponoka by ponokasucks December 9, 2010

pulling a ponoka 

to do completely random things

pulling a Ponoka is building backpacks out of long boards,chairs and to hide objects in the most unusual ways

pulling a ponoka by Fox kalf January 20, 2009

Pookaki

When you cum on to poop. Also when you shit and get the urge to masturbate. The sound of the plop is so arousing that you cream all over the place.

I just pookakied all over that turd.

Pookaki by capt. Jamo November 5, 2019

Pooka Bear

A majestic creature who is the god of all that lives in the clouds. They are the guardians of the planet to protect humanity. Pooka’s have the traits of everything you would want.

That man who saved another’s life has shown traits like a Pooka Bear

Pooka Bear by Llama goat July 5, 2018

Noonka Poonka

Something you say when you stub your toe in front of a group of two year olds and words like *shit* or *fuck* are out of the question. Also a mild reference to Oompa Loompas, because who doesn't love orange midgets?

*Peter stubs his toe against the table during an intense game of The floor is lava"
Peter: Noonka Poonka!
Little Kids: Noooo sillly! It's OOMPA LOOMPA! *erupts in a fit of giggles*
*Peter collapses in pain*

Noonka Poonka by Because I am right August 10, 2010

Pooka 

"From old celtic mythology; A fairy spirit in animal form, always very large. The Pooka appears here and there, now and then, to this one and that one. A benign but mischievous creature. Very fond of rum pots, crack pots, and how are you Mr. Wilson?"
-Harvey, 1950

"Oh you can't miss him Mrs. Chumley. He's a Pooka"
"A Pooka? Is that something new?
"No no, as I understand it that's something very old"

Pooka by PortalMonkey January 7, 2009

pookakke 

It's like bukakke, but with poo instead of jizz. Like a group assplosion in the face.

Hey Rod, Larry... what are you guys doing Friday night?? Oooh, want to come over to my place? We're gonna pookakke Sandra (you know how she likes the warm aroma in her nostrils).

pookakke by dave August 29, 2003