Pollock

A word you cannot use to describe another polish person unless you are also a pollock.

polish person 1: Yo pollock!
polish person 2: Wassup pollock?
black person: Hey pollocks!
both polish people: shut up you racist!

by Treii28 March 08, 2009

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A slang term for a Polish person.

That stupid Pollock.

by Fujar May 31, 2005

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To ejaculate on a surface in a manner that resembles the artistic form of the late Jackson Pollock- known for his drippings and trickling of paint across canvas.

"Dude, I Pollock-ed all over her face last night."

by 2Smeds1Cat March 09, 2014

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v. The process of having a particularly aggressive and forceful bout of diarrhea that leaves the inside of the bowl splattered as though Jackson Pollock had painted it in your poo.

n. The resulting image of the interior of the toilet bowl after one has pollocked.

Lindsey, if you keep eating those garbanzo beans you are going to pollock!

by Professor Quinta July 10, 2012

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A person of Polish descent from most glorious Eastern European homeland. Birthplace of such significant technological advances as the screen door submarine and the glass bottom locomotive. Also origin of the jelly or custard filled pastry known locally by some indecipherable Pollock moniker.

Pollock #1, Wladyslaw - "Hey Uh, Ziggy, did you hear that Stosh locked his keys in his car yesterday?"

Pollock #2, Zbigniew - "Duuh, Yea Vlady, he didn't get his family out til just this morning!"

Bystander #1, Steve - "Fucking Pollocks."

by Slumlord Numero Tree December 12, 2008

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