Plunkin 

The act of recieving a blow-job while taking a shit.

I was horny and had to shit, so i figured I'd kill two birds with one stone, so Brandi gave me a plunkin.

Plunkin by Prosser August 28, 2007

plunkin 

It is while you are sitting on the toilet taking a shit while getting a knob slob from some slut. Just as you drop your deuce you blow a load in the broads mouth.

Hey bitch I have to take a shit, why dont you give me a plunkin!

plunkin by Levi Nelson August 4, 2007

plunkin 

a scotish word for skipping school

wheres james today? oh he doesnt like double english so his plunkin

plunkin by cabbage! April 20, 2006

half plunkin' 

The process of quarter chubbing.

Kyle: "Dude all these bitches are causin' me to be half plunkin' "

half plunkin' by gooch gang November 5, 2013

Dunkin-Plunkin 

To be consuming a healthy portion of freshly baked jelly doughnuts while simulataneously giving, gettin or receiving a warm enema.

The doctor told Elvis the years of dunkin-plunkin had finnally taken its toll, his teeth were rotten and his rectum was raw.

Dunkin-Plunkin by BYummy July 7, 2006

Punkin 

A delicious feast of rosemary, garlic and butter drizzled on pumpkin cut into steak size. Can only be blessed by The Cambodian for true recognition. If the pine nuts aren't crisp and on top of the finished product there shall be no blessing. Go forth and create what is known only as the Punkin. If Blessing is granted wake the Mrs up at 4am and ask her how good it was. If done properly this should result in a P in the V. If crunchy noodle and balsamic used in the blessing P in the A may be on the table.

She looks tired and is walking with a limp. Must've had Punkin last night.

Punkin by Dubster86 May 29, 2023

cloff prunking 

A practice whereby one person frangilates another's plimp. He or she gratifies the other party by smucktating them avially.

Why don't you ram it up your pimhole, you fusking cloff prunking shoatbag.

cloff prunking by Messist January 20, 2011