Definitions by Messist

aaptard 

An honest person who believes that everybody should live in peace and harmony. One who strives for justice and fights against crime and corruption. Some one who believes in clean politics.

Swamy420: I want to be the only crook in the country but these aaptards want to send me to jail.

aaptard by Messist November 28, 2013

cloff prunking 

A practice whereby one person frangilates another's plimp. He or she gratifies the other party by smucktating them avially.

Why don't you ram it up your pimhole, you fusking cloff prunking shoatbag.

cloff prunking by Messist January 20, 2011

war 

A highly profitable business for the people in power. An excellent excuse to give away taxpayers money to large corporations instead of putting it to use for the betterment of society.

It is a euphemism for terrorism.

War was initially invented as a passtime activity for impotent men, as sort of a substitute for sexual intercourse, but today it has become one of the most profitable businesses.

war by Messist September 14, 2010