Platycorn

A Platycorn is a mythical creature with the lips of an obese platypus, the horn of a unicorn, and the body of a retarded goat. The Platycorn made its first appearance during an incredibly dirty game of drunken Pictionary.

Ivan tried to draw a goat, but he's an alcoholic who sucks at art, so instead he drew a Platycorn.

by Platycornicopius December 19, 2015