| 1. | The Black Mesa Button | ||
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The Black Mesa Button is what Mr. Sentual uses to blend up a G-Man from Half-Life 2 (a parody on youtube about the ever popular Will it Blend series) Also to be used in situations where something so bad is going to happen and you know it is but you don't give a flying fuck ex. Gordon Freeman going into the teleporter and it doesn't work (big surprise there) I think i'll use The Black Mesa Button
They want me to go to Mars in a rinky-dink space-ship and i probably won't come back but i'll just use The Black Mesa Button |
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| 2. | black mesa source | ||
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When you go to the Nevada desert and masturbate using pliers. Commonly confused with the iron grip. Some guy: Dude, I gave myself the black mesa source this weekend!
other guy: thats gross! |
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| 3. | Half-Life | ||
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Half-Life is about a guy, Gordon Freeman. He went to Black Mesa and worked at the test chamber, something went wrong, aliens started comming and trying to destroy Black Mesa. Your job is to go to the surface and meet up with Milatary Forces. But the government ordered the Milatary to kill the aliens, but also the workers of Black Mesa! Your next job is to go to Lamba Complex and telaport to Xen to destroy the big boss! Fight all the aliens like Headcrabs, Vortigaunts, Zombies, Soldiers, and more enemies you will face, get weapons to defend yourself and save Black Mesa from the Xen Wildlife. This is Half-Life!
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| 4. | Half-Life | ||
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Half-Life is about a guy, Gordon Freeman. He went to Black Mesa and worked at the test chamber, something went wrong, aliens started comming and trying to destroy Black Mesa. Your job is to go to the surface and meet up with Milatary Forces. But the government ordered the Milatary to kill the aliens, but also the workers of Black Mesa! Your next job is to go to Lamba Complex and telaport to Xen to destroy the big boss! Fight all the aliens like Headcrabs, Vortigaunts, Zombies, Soldiers, and more enemies you will face, get weapons to defend yourself and save Black Mesa from the Xen Wildlife. This is Half-Life!
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| 5. | Black table | ||
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Black Mesa, in english is black table. which could be many things. such as the fact that a table is burnt? maybe something. no one will know. Charlay "dude whats up"
Richard "the dice are on the black table" Charlay "What?" Richard "dont know" |
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| 6. | aperture science research facility | ||
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set in the half life universe, aperture science was the rival of black mesa research facility the setting of the game half life where gordon freeman worked, aperture science research facility was the setting of the game portal person 1: hey dude you played portal right? the game set in aperture science research facility? you know the rival of black mes-
person 2: DUDE wtf are you a freaking dictionary how do you know all this crap? person 1: i have no life |
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| 7. | OpBM | ||
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short for "Operation Black Mesa". Its a HL2 mod that is recreating "Opposing forces" for HL1. OpBM is a remake of "Opposing forces"
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