by Niuqq November 3, 2011
There's a platypus over there.
by Johnny bob999988885555 March 13, 2021
A semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action. A furry little flatfoot who'll never flinch from a fray, It's got more than just man skill, It's got a beaver tail and bill, and the women swoon whenever they hear him say: *platypus sound*
by wtnfnwsrn.awesome. July 15, 2011
by ThisIsFine449 January 31, 2020
Another animal reference used by gay men to describe a guy with an enormous dick, and is a total bottom that does not, or will not top. Just like the odd looking, but cute mammal the Platypus is, guys are stunned by this gay oddity with an amazing, excessively large dick and a great top but has no desire to do that at all.
"Yesterday I hooked up with this guy, I wanted to bottom for, but he was a platypus."
Gay Size Queen Bottom BearCub Otter Pup Wolf Top Platypus
Gay Size Queen Bottom BearCub Otter Pup Wolf Top Platypus
by Hunter16 April 9, 2016
Possibly the weirdest animal alive. A duck bill, a beaver tail, and poison spikes.
Three words: God was high...
Three words: God was high...
by Scottsdale Snoob October 24, 2008
Corporations are a platypus The government's a platypus Your teacher is a platypus Society's a platypus My parents are a platypus The media's a platypus It's all just propaganda We've all got platypus controlling us.
by Bman2007 September 9, 2020