Pizza-Mat
Where your such a slob and have neglected to clean up the huge amount of pizza's and boxes all over the floor.
A literal mat Made of Pizza's
A literal mat Made of Pizza's
Pizza-Mat by Youlovemetoomuch December 20, 2011
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Pizza Math
Counting act associated with sharing pizza between two or more people. As the number of slices diminish those desiring more pizza will attempt to count how many slices each person has consumed in order to figure out if they can legitimately claim the last slice of pizza (usually not wanting to look selfish or like a pig).
I was going to grab the last slice of pepperoni but I did the pizza math and I'd already had more than everyone else.
Pizza Math by Worldwind15 August 1, 2009
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Pizda Matii
Pizda Matii by Tiar sta bine gheghegheghe May 22, 2020
Pizda matii
Ba,ce dracu' ai? (Dude,what the fuck is wrong with you?)
Du-te in pizda matii (Fuck you/go to your mothers vagina)
Du-te in pizda matii (Fuck you/go to your mothers vagina)
Pizda matii by Raphahell December 1, 2015
pizda materina
pizda materina by Mitja Rek July 15, 2003
Pizzamatic Immunity
A tendency of police officers to be relatively lenient towards pizza delivery guys, especially those with lighted pizza-place signs on their cars.
Sean: I got pulled over for speeding last delivery.
Dante: Get a ticket?
Sean: Of course not, gotta love Pizzamatic Immunity!
Dante: Get a ticket?
Sean: Of course not, gotta love Pizzamatic Immunity!
Pizzamatic Immunity by DanteP January 11, 2009
Matt Pezza
Matt Pezza is known as a long-fingered, crackstick eating, oxygen thieving bastard. In his spare time, he cruises with his boys in his ends, which usually results in him being mugged, crying or simply being an outcast of a social situation.
His greasy ginger hair emits dangerous radiation which can be smelt from 10 metres away. Going near a Matt Pezza can be dangerous - has a very protective sister. Avoid coming into contact with Matt Pezza at all costs, for the sake of your social status.
His greasy ginger hair emits dangerous radiation which can be smelt from 10 metres away. Going near a Matt Pezza can be dangerous - has a very protective sister. Avoid coming into contact with Matt Pezza at all costs, for the sake of your social status.
Person 1: WTF is that guy eating a crackstick??
Person 2: Ah yes, it's a Matt Pezza!
Person 3: Watch out, here comes Claire Pezza!
Person 2: Ah yes, it's a Matt Pezza!
Person 3: Watch out, here comes Claire Pezza!
Matt Pezza by SEFKJHSDFKSDJHSJKFHSDF November 19, 2019
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
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