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pizz ant 

Pizz ant is like a piss ant but cooler.
My cat frank is a pizz ant.
pizz ant by ShaniquaSmith June 3, 2009

Deluxe Pizz and Chocolate Combo 3000 

Deluxe pizz and chocolate combo (verb, noun)-When after a long day of work and not going to the bathroom, you arrive at home to your girlfriend, who is obviously horny, since you have been at work all day. She wants to immediately fuck, but you explain that you desperately have to go to the bathroom after a long day or work. She does not care, and forces you to do it with her anyway. Because you did not go to the bathroom, when you inevitably jizz into her mouth, you simultaneously and uncontrollably piss directly into her mouth as well, creating pizz. She screams at you and tells you to go to the bathroom while she tries to strand up to wash the pizz out of her mouth. When you stand up, you feel a heavy gurgling in your stomach, and proceed to let out the nastiest, wettest, smelliest, earth-shattering, most creamy chocolate fudge explosive diarrhea all over her face, adding your own special chocolate to the pizz that was already in her mouth. As she lies on the floor screaming as pizz and diarrhea run down her face and into her throat, you fortnite dance over her body as the police arrive to take you away to the insane asylum
Verb: I totally did the deluxe pizz and chocolate combo 3000 to your mom last night.
Noun: Your mom loved the deluxe pizz and chocolate combo 3000 that I gave her last night.

pizzamonade 

A cool, refreshing drink made from pizzas.
I feel like eatin’ pizza yo, n’ therez ain’t nuthin’ but I’m quite thirsty. So I’ll have a pizzamonade
pizzamonade by squala March 28, 2019

Bingley Pizza 

A pizza with fuck all on it that only tight-fisted people order
Bingley Pizza people need a kicking
Bingley Pizza by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Out Pizza the Hut 

An illegal act in which someone out pizza's the hut by creating pizza better than pizza hut, and rarely by some other means. Italians are the biggest offenders.
Giacomo: I'm gonna try to out pizza the hut!

Jaden: That's impossible and illegal!

Pizza Shift 

For those in the Late Night Food and Drink Service Industry.

The Pizza Shift starts when the last customer leaves and ends when the last worker leaves.

During that time, money is counted, floors are mopped, trash is taken to dumpsters, bottles restocked, bathrooms cleaned, etc.

During these end of night duties, coworkers reflect on and tell the tales of the evening.

Bartenders tell stories of their regulars. Bouncers seeing who saw the funniest thing of the night. Kitchen staff making a snack, etc.

A time to slow down after an active evening. A brief break. A long awaited cigarette. A bite to eat. And sometimes, a round of Jägerbombs to commemorate another night.

*Also sounds like Piece of Shit*
Hutch and the Nompton Crew have the Best Pizza Shift discussions.

Jill: What time will you be home?
Jack: Don't know. Depends on the Pizza Shift meeting.
Pizza Shift by NobeeCares February 5, 2023