The act of getting oneself drunk to the point of being incoherent.
This term may also be referred to as ownership.
This term may also be referred to as ownership.
by Pirate Mcgee April 27, 2011
A pirate, a thief of the sea, sails around in a boat theiving, killing and generally pissing off the Ninja (its natural enemy and the only being to be worthy enough of a pirate's hate) by being so much better than it.
Here is a list of pirate superpowers:
- The ability to heal flesh wounds in a secong *as illustrated in most cartoons/movies*
- The ability to morph either hand to a hook and back again instantaniusly
- The ability to kick a ninja's ass
- Sink small islands with their eyes
- Summon the flying spaggheti monster *yet only if the need is dier*
- Whoop anyones ass at halo
- Legally buy pirated dvds/cds/videos/music
- They are ALLOWED to run around without any clothes on fighting other sweaty men, its practically a law
- The ability to beat, not only ninjas, but yes, even SPIDERMAN!!
- Summon a troop of purple flying hippos to their aid in battle
For this reason and many more, i urge you all
BECOME PIRATES!!!!
unless your not col enuf to pull it off that is!
Here is a list of pirate superpowers:
- The ability to heal flesh wounds in a secong *as illustrated in most cartoons/movies*
- The ability to morph either hand to a hook and back again instantaniusly
- The ability to kick a ninja's ass
- Sink small islands with their eyes
- Summon the flying spaggheti monster *yet only if the need is dier*
- Whoop anyones ass at halo
- Legally buy pirated dvds/cds/videos/music
- They are ALLOWED to run around without any clothes on fighting other sweaty men, its practically a law
- The ability to beat, not only ninjas, but yes, even SPIDERMAN!!
- Summon a troop of purple flying hippos to their aid in battle
For this reason and many more, i urge you all
BECOME PIRATES!!!!
unless your not col enuf to pull it off that is!
by Capn' Bonbon May 1, 2007
Teddy: lol, have you ever jizzed your pants while watching a horror movie?
Michael: I have.
Random Bystander: /pirate
Michael: I have.
Random Bystander: /pirate
by AndrewLaeddis. March 10, 2010
Pirates = theiving,lying,ill educated,invaders,drunken louts,liers,arrogant,hated by everyone.
yup! the English
yup! the English
by Spock! May 31, 2006
when you are riding a girl from behind, you take out your cock, spit on her back, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin. the result is she will say "aaaaarr"
by Mark Mulholland July 28, 2006
"In 1992, when the Atlanta Braves stole the NLCS from the Pirates, Pittsburgh lost interest in baseball and Sid Bream Sucks!" "Barry Bonds started taking steroids after losing the NLCS for the Pirates."
by familyguy May 4, 2005
A sex act. To kick your sexual partner in the shin and cum in him/her eye. Causing him/her to hop, hold eye and shout.
"dude, i so pirated that chick i picked up last night"
"huh? what the hell is pirating?"
"See above dude"
"huh? what the hell is pirating?"
"See above dude"
by C Bris July 12, 2008