pirate's in town 

A way of explaining that one's menstrual cycle has begun.

Karen: Oh shit, the pirate's in town, can I borrow a tampon?

pirate's in town by AEI December 29, 2008

Pirate's Parrot 

surprising someone that is seated by going behind them and dropping your penis on their shoulder

last night while my wife was watching TV i wanted some, so i gave her the pirate's parrot and asked for head

Pirate's Parrot by moneyshott69 July 10, 2010

pirate's glory 

when a penis is inserted into an eye socket without an eye.

Jane: He had sex with her eye?
John: Yep, he totally gave her a pirate's glory.

pirate's glory by Mascal July 15, 2010

Pirate's Dream

A girl with a sunken chest and a large booty.

Hey, did you see the new girl? How is her ass so big, yet her boobs so small?

Yeah, she's a real pirate's dream.

Pirate's Dream by Captain Brickbreak July 20, 2011

Pirate's Treasure 

While fucking a skank in the ass, you strike a solid turd plug. Upon discovering this buried treasure deep in her booty, you scream, "ARRRRGHHH!", like a pirate.

Last night sucked, man. I was ass-fucking your sister and hit Pirate's Treasure. That girl needs to eat more greens.

Pirate's Treasure by CrackSabbath September 9, 2003

Pirate's Scratch 

Occurs during a game of billiards, in which your opponent(s) accidentally hits the cue (white) ball into a pocket. You then proclaim the term "Pirate's Scratch." If delivered repetitively with the proper tone and dialect, your opponent will become extremely aggrivated. The need to know exactly what a "Pirate's Scratch" is will become overwhelming. At this point, you must make a habit of putting the word "Pirate" in front of every pool term. Oh yeah, it doesn't mean anything.

"I'm gonna combo the one to nine in the corner..."

(Cue ball falls into side pocket)

"Arrrrgh. That be a Pirate's Scratch."

Pirate's Scratch by Ted MD October 16, 2006

Pirate's Peach Delight 

A rum cocktail originating in the 905 (Toronto, ON) containing 2 parts captain morgan's dark and 2 parts peach juice

Bro, I think i knocked back one too many Pirate's Peach Delight last night at that upper 905 jam. I was mangled.

Pirate's Peach Delight by Sunday Chillz December 3, 2009