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1.
when one falls and lands alone- usually on pavement or concrete.
"Did you hear about the office worker who commited suicide friday? Yeh,,he just it the ground like splat!"
by JesterMonkey June 01, 2004
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2.
when a guy ejaculates onto someone or something...
skeet skeet skeet SPLAT
by cowboy June 07, 2004
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3.
The noise that something squashy makes when it hits a hard surface. In UK comics, when this happens, you will usually see the word in capitals coming out of the interaction between hard surface and the squashy material. Excellent example of onomatopoeia.
Suitable materials for making the SPALT sound are things like tomatoes, mashed potato, custard pies and squelchy mud.
Look in UK comics like the Beano and Dandy for examples.
The custard pie hit the boys face:- SPLAT!
by Ken Holway October 02, 2007
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4.
The act of moving to the ground with the legs fully apart while keeping the torso erect, when done by a fat woman. Basically, the splits done by a fat chick.
When that fat ass stripper did the splats in front of Bob, he started laughing uncontrollably.
by jcoctoston January 22, 2011
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5.
an asterisk. Used by UK computer people. Because it looks like something squashy, like mashed potato, that has hit a wall in a comic (like the Beano) accompanied by the word SPLAT!
IT help desk. 'Hit the splat key'
by Ken Holway October 02, 2007
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6.
The state of utter exhaustion
After travelling on the Tube all day, she went completely Splat!
by redcountess August 30, 2007
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7.
Similar to the term "shart" except contents consist of more gas and garbage than bowel, in a spray form.

Hearing the noise of this occurance is described as an angry Windex bottle, a forceful breaking wind, a crowd in a hurry, or flu-like sickness.
Get out of my way I have to splat!

Are you almost done in there, I gotta splat woman!

Where is the nearest potter, I have to splat like no other!

I will be ready in a few, just splatting at the moment!

I wake up to splaaaaaat!

If I eat another piece of trash from McDonald's, I am guaranteed to splat!
by BDK specialist April 07, 2014
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