Piemont's ridge 

A specific anatomical region located between the anus and penis of a male. After the act of feces release, feces often collects in Piemont's ridge. Those oblivious to this fact will generally have a nasty butt region.

Girl: I gave John a rim job and it was great until my mouth grazed Piemont's ridge, after that my face was covered in shit.

Patrick: My butt has been itchy all day and it smells like crap.
Dan: You clearly didn't know to wipe Piemont's ridge.

Piemont's ridge by Koooch May 18, 2010

piemont comunity charter

a hell like school where your sole dies

i have to go to hell aka piemont comunity charter

piemont comunity charter by jalyn270 October 5, 2016

Piemonkey 

An awesome random word that combinds the awesome food pie, with the godly animal monkey making it the most single food to animal word ever.

Example 1:
Look! A Wild Piemonkey!

Example 2:
That Awesome Piemonkey Raped Me Good, And I Am Proud.

Piemonkey by Mr. Eppie November 7, 2005

Piemonger 

Someone who sells pie; according to my brother. Is it a real word? Depends on who you ask, really.

Our resident piemonger lives just down the street.

Or, for all of us who remember the muffin man:

Do you know the piemonger, the piemonger, the piemonger...

Piemonger by Monkey D. Roronoa June 25, 2008

Piamonte 

Taking a nap under your desk at work.

I'm really tired today. I think I'm going to take a quick Piamonte.

Piamonte by SiliconValley November 8, 2018

Piemont's Ridge 

An area of interest in the grundel/taint region after fecal deposition. Dingleberries tend to collect at the base of the ridge usually necessitating additional wipe(s).
Discovery of Piemont's Ridge has set the stage for debate between front-to-back wipers and back-to-front wipers.

Front-to-back wipers must avoid starting their wipe after the ridge for fear of missing it altogether.

Back-to-front wipers must ensure that they wipe all the way through the ridge to collect all fecal matter.

Not only have I started wiping back-to-front, but I've been going through twice as much toilet paper since I've discovered Piemont's Ridge.

Piemont's Ridge by J My May 25, 2010

piedmontero

to coax an old homeless bitch up to your apartment for sex in exchange for a mars bar, you must have sex with boxing gloves on. to communicate with her use her notepad, because of course, she is deaf and mute. alright

i was stuck for a ride so i went for the old piedmontero , i am itching like a mofo, but i kept her notepad as a momento

piedmontero by buckins May 16, 2006