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Piemonkey 

An awesome random word that combinds the awesome food pie, with the godly animal monkey making it the most single food to animal word ever.
Example 1:
Look! A Wild Piemonkey!

Example 2:
That Awesome Piemonkey Raped Me Good, And I Am Proud.
Piemonkey by Mr. Eppie November 7, 2005
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pissmonkey 

a word generally used to insult another human being.
Oi Pissmonkey.

Pass me that ruler pissmonkey.
pissmonkey by Stephen Linsley October 23, 2007

peemonkey12 

A very talented and sexy man, who goes by the name Sage Sagbert or "fart boy". He is peemonkey12 on TikTok. Everything he does is mesmerizing and he is very intelligent.
Wow... Did you see peemonkey12's new post on tiktok? He's so hot and sexy. I just want to kiss him on the mouth.
peemonkey12 by webababbebbauufbababba November 11, 2021

Piemonger 

Someone who sells pie; according to my brother. Is it a real word? Depends on who you ask, really.
Our resident piemonger lives just down the street.

Or, for all of us who remember the muffin man:

Do you know the piemonger, the piemonger, the piemonger...
Piemonger by Monkey D. Roronoa June 25, 2008

premonkey 

The racial slur that is inclusive of all Asian stereotypes (I.E. bad drivers, good math, small penis, funny speech patterns)
Damn premonkies slowing up the freeway.

Ha ha! You stupid premonkey!
premonkey by Farkas April 21, 2005

pissmonkey 

Just another run-of-the-mill insult word! ^_^
"*after being killed by someone at CS* you pissmonkey I almost had you!!! >.<"
pissmonkey by Dave January 16, 2004

Popmonkey.Vr 

Best gorilla Tag Player in the World. Best juked and walk runner. No one can stop him
Popmonkey.Vr is the best in the world
Popmonkey.Vr by PopmonkeyVr March 2, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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