phoner

A chemically induced erection.

I thought he was for real, but then I saw the Viagra box in his trash can. I should have known it was a phoner.

by phonerqueen June 14, 2010

phoner

When you have your phone in your pocket and gives it the appearance of a boner.

Dude, at the dance last night she totally grinded my phoner.

by XxBigDaddyxX April 27, 2010

phoner

The convenient placement of a nokia 3310 in the trousers to simulate a semi-erect penis... excellent!!!!!

"check that gimp, he's obviously just got a phoner"

by chris lewis/ seamus bradd October 2, 2003

phoner

When a cell phone phone rings while in someone's pants pockets.

"Hey, awnser your phoner. Your ring is really annoying."

by leonoel November 18, 2005

phoner

The bulge in a male's pants caused by his cell phone, sometimes mistaken for a boner.

Is that guy excited? Oh he just has a phoner.

by drewl17 May 31, 2008

Phoner Boner

A texted pic of one's own genitalia, or "Junk" as the in-crowd calls it.

Man 1: Hey sweetie, can you drop them digits?

Woman 1: Sure.

Woman 2: Oh my god, I think that man sent you a pic of his genitalia to you.

Man 2: Nice Phoner Boner my friend!

by I got you back July 12, 2009

phoner boner

(n) Refers to the act of phone sex. Also relating to the sexual arousal (generally an erection) caused by phone sex.

"Hey babe, I'm gonna call you later for a phoner boner."

"We talked late last night and I got such a phoner boner!"

by jamablama August 9, 2015