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A term used when one's phone forms a bulge in their pocket, and is mistaken for an erection.

Phoners are usually found in men who wear jeans or extremely tight pants.
Guy 1: Dude, is that a Boner?

Guy 2: Nah man, I just have a Phoner.
by Moondoggie October 15, 2012
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When you get an erection while on the phone.
Dude she was moaning over the phone and I got a phoner.
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by FKN Toastah January 23, 2017
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the buldge of one's phone in a pair of some tight jeans, somewhat like resembling a boner
girl 1: omg, did you see that guy's raging phoner last night at the club?
girl 2: i know, it was like he had a 6 plus or something packed in there
by followmeontwitter January 12, 2016
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(n) Occurs when one's phone lays in his front pocket in such a way that the apearance of a raging erection is simulated.
Person 1: Yo man, Eric fell asleep and I think he's got a boner!

Person 2: No way - he's definitely pulling a phoner.
by MutherFacker September 27, 2011
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When a cellphone or device of similarity protrudes out of your pants (usually tight jeans) and can be mistaken as an erect or semi-erect penis.
Kaitlyn: John are you excited?
John: Oh, that's just my phoner.
by magikarpusedsplash May 25, 2011
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an erection that occurs when an individual fantasizes about having a cool smart phone because in reality, their current phone is totally lame. Can sometimes result in orgasm.
Susan: Well Alan asked me to google the nearest car wash on my droid and next thing you know, im stuck to the wall and soaking wet :/

Agatha: I am sorry friend, sounds like a total phoner.
by pops5678 July 06, 2011
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When the outline of your phone can be seen through your jeans.
*Guy sits down and sees his phone through his jeans*

"Dang, I've got a huge phoner right now."
by TYBGriff September 09, 2013
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