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36.
A interview with a major media outlet. Almost always done on an Iphone. As to show up other people.
Sue- "I've got a phoner in a bit. That's lingo for an interview with a major media outlet. I'll probably do it on my Iphone."
by Brad1497 September 29, 2009
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37.
Appearance of having a sizeable boner due to having your large PDA or smartphone in your front pocket.
Rach: Dude, youre rockin a sick boner right now you creep.
Tad: No actually thats my phone. im rockin a total phoner right now.
by Quantumface August 24, 2009
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38.
When a phone, typically a cellular phone, is in a mans front pocket near his penis and a woman sees it and mistakes it for a boner.
"Wow your boner is huge", "no its just my phoner."
by eke_2010 May 11, 2009
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39.
A bulge in the front of one's pants from the combination of either too large of a phone/too tight of trousers; not necessarily representing an erection, but embarrasing none the less.
I but my Zach Morris phone in my cut-offs and now I have a phoner.
by Dave P. D. September 23, 2005
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40.
A phoner is a someone who has entered a store of some type while on their cellular device and who then attempts to perform some form of business transaction with a clerk. They use rudimentary forms of gestures and facial expressions to try and inform the clerk of the item they would like to purchase. They rarely use words and if they do it is in low tones, so that they are not rude to the person on the other end of their conversation, but also so they will be nearly inaudible to the clerk.
Clerk: One day I am going to shove a cell phone down a phoner's throat.

Clerk: I just had to help ANOTHER phoner. Why can't they just ask the person they are on the phone with to "Hold on a moment."?

Clerk: I hate phoners; they are so rude!

Clerk: I just hung up that phoner's phone while they were in mid sentence! (This is usually fallowed by a high-five from another clerk.)
by Harleq August 17, 2010
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41.
A Phoner occurs when some one has their cell phone in the front pocket of their pants and their phone is bulging out and it looks like a boner.
Me: "Ahh Tommy do you have a boner?"

Tommy: "No thats my cell phone.."

Me: "Everyone Tommy has a phoner!"
by iM BaLLiN01 January 12, 2010
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42.
An erection caused by the vibration of a cell phone in one's pocket.
Dude I was almost asleep then my phone starts vibrating and it totally vibes on my balls just right and I pop the biggest fuckin phoner of my life. After I busted into my old sock I checked the missed calls and it was Grandpa Hershel. FUCKKKK!
by Andrew Flint October 08, 2007
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