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When on the phone, you get a boner. This can be spontaneous and happen without warning. The causes of a Phoner can be numerous. You could be daydreaming of the hot girl from your office, the wind could blow, or you could be interrupted while surfing your favorite sites.
I was talking to her on my iPhone and I got a mad Phoner.
by Dogma_Jones November 10, 2010
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A chemically induced erection.
I thought he was for real, but then I saw the Viagra box in his trash can. I should have known it was a phoner.
by phonerqueen June 14, 2010
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When you have your phone in your pocket and gives it the appearance of a boner.
Dude, at the dance last night she totally grinded my phoner.
by XxBigDaddyxX April 26, 2010
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A Phoner occurs when some one has their cell phone in the front pocket of their pants and their phone is bulging out and it looks like a boner.
Me: "Ahh Tommy do you have a boner?"

Tommy: "No thats my cell phone.."

Me: "Everyone Tommy has a phoner!"
by iM BaLLiN01 January 12, 2010
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"Phoner."

pho-ner: (n). Refers to the visible outline of one's pocketed cell phone when wearing tight fitting pants or shorts, resembling a rectangular erection.
Dude, you got such a phoner right now!
by spazrocker August 02, 2010
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The convenient placement of a nokia 3310 in the trousers to simulate a semi-erect penis... excellent!!!!!
"check that gimp, he's obviously just got a phoner"
by chris lewis/ seamus bradd October 02, 2003
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When your phone vibrates while in your pants.
Girl-"So how have you been?"
*phone vibrates*
Guy- "hold on, i have to take care of my phoner"
by bringmesoup August 06, 2011
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