A phony high is when
your friends think you were smoking or are stoned but have actually not smoked at all. Symptoms of a phony high can include but are not limited to:
Bloodshot eyes (often due to a lack of sleep or crying), watery eyes (often caused by
discomfort of the eye, or again, crying because we all are secretly emo kids), mild hysteria (maybe you're just tired...) and many more symptoms that other stoners have been known to have.