Philip he is 6 foot tall skinny as a rail, yet can eat you out of house and home. He thinks he's the shit. Says and does dumb things, and can annoy the hell out of you to the point that you want punch his lights out. warning can be a hazzard to your life.
Person 1. Man I'm hungry, I want to make some toast.
Action: bread is toasting, puts plastic on top of toaster.
Person 2. Whats that smell? OMG!!! did you really freaking put plastic on the toaster!
What a SPED thats a freaking Philip moment.
A giant douche bag. Philips usually have really small penises and follow one of your friends around and copies whatever they do trying to impress them.
Your friend: what movie do you want to see philip?
Philip: I don't know
Your friend: lets go see that one.
Philip: Thats the one I was going to say!
Verb. An act of licking the sweat off all your mate's nuts.
The wanker went to give his mate a philip, now they are the best of buddies!
The epitome of sad, pathetic, lonely and bread loving.
Used as a potent anti-depressant.
Person A : "My girlfriend went lesbian, and my grandmother died, my life is over!"
Person A's Jenkins : "At least you're not Philip."
noun. normally a guy that is way too into himself. Gives the most ridiculous pick-up lines yet somehow still manages to pull a little ass. Takes way too long to get ready, especially his hair, and is commonly mistaken as a homosexual. In some cases known to have some sort of erectile dysfunction. In most cases, the type of guy who doesn't realize what he has until its gone. Most definitely characterized by being delusional about the feelings others may have towards him. Commonly states that he is every woman's dream. Also known as douchebag.
Wow, your ex-boyfriend is such a Philip.
Yeah, that's why he's my ex!
N. a lover of a girl who is in love with the lover
Aleshia is dating Philip, she loves him with her whole heart.
The Act of moving furniture during sex, due to the act of havening sex. Used in some social circles in Australia.
Craig: 'dam, that guy rough he Philip's my bed last night'
Jess: 'omg, my couch is ------- hitting the wall'
Bill: 'lol, yeh u got philiped'