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Noun. (Fil-uhp) ~ A Philip is a guy who cares; a guy who actually means it when he says I love you; a guy who always opens doors for you just because he is really THAT kind hearted and sweet; he is your best friend, and your boyfriend at the same time. You would be lucky if you got to meet a Philip even ONCE in your life time, and if you ever did, you would know it from the moment you first glanced at him in seventh grade science class. He has the absolute best personality a person could ever possibly posses, and once, and if, you meet him you WILL fall in love. He is the most gorgeous person that has ever existed, and know words in this universe could ever truly begin to describe him. His beautiful blue eyes remind you of the ocean, and his long red curly hair is amazing. I love you Philip<3
Kelli: "Oh wow, just look at him, I can't believe he's mine..." (Thinks to herself as she walks over to her boyfriend, Philip.)

Philip: *standing there with a smile on his face*
by GuessWhat-I'mAnonymous;) January 06, 2014
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A worthless sack of shit that only helps the people that it likes. Extremely useless and caters only to those who play sports. Breaks rules and refuses to accept any complaints about it.
That guy is a Philip, he's so goddamn useless!
by stephano427 February 28, 2017
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A very very very very very very gay person.Likes to eat a lot of dick most guys named jake
Philip is gay
by Golden kid May 03, 2017
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A super extra person who can't do anything normally. Usually loves sports and enjoys attention. Likes to correct anything and everything you do.
Philip has a really high ego
by Charliethehorsie May 22, 2017
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Retarded jew that resembles a sac of shit in both shape and brain functionality and suffers from both autism and diabetes
Me: Guess who just screwed up a question on the Robinson test by thinking that 1>2
Friend: Philip, no shit
by Gleyzer April 23, 2017
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