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philfing  

philfing
‘Purposely hiding what I’m looking for’ the practice of underhand websites who hide extra charges like delivery, baggage and insurance. Can be used for hiding stuff like credit card surcharges and taxes as well
Joe talking to his laptop

'Dirty, cheating, philfing website - why didn't you tell me delivery was $20 extra before I hit buy!'
philfing by standby December 26, 2008
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philfing 

‘Purposely hiding what I’m looking for’ the practice of sneaky websites who hide extra charges like delivery, baggage and insurance. Can be used for hiding stuff like credit card surcharges and taxes as well
'I avoid the philfing sites and buy somewhere else'
philfing by standby December 25, 2008
phat ass mom (I’d) like to fuck
have you seen her mom, yea she’s a phmilf
phmilf by fuck you eve March 18, 2021
(FILF') n.
PH.I.L.F.
PHilipina/Philipino I'd Like to Fuck. An extremely fine person of Filipino descent, with whom one would desire to fornicate lustfully.
Jasmin Alejandrino is such a PHILF! I'd hit that till it was sore!
PHILF by Mongol Cabelin September 4, 2007

Philfest 

A yearly Philippine Festival in Tampa, Florida where the Filipino culture, through food, art, culture, and atmosphere is showcased to the masses. An interesting experience if it is your < 5th time, but after that, it gets kind of old.
Whoo! PhilFest! Let's buy bibingka, adobo and Philippine flags!
Philfest by jonnsquared October 21, 2007

philfaction 

a word to sum up the immense power of one named philip, who when faced against an army of the un-holy proves himself strong in the lord and vanquishs his foes with any random thing lying around, skilled master in most martial arts, his voice thunders through the wind, echoing defeat through the souls of his enemies, no weapon formed against him will prosper, he is undieing and unrelenting, an entire nation will spring forth from his seed, able to tap into the mind gates of supernatural beings his ability to learn and interpret thought is unmatched, much like the fictional character Neo the one he is capable of anything he sets his mind to.
The most immense earth quake is equivilent to 1/8th philfaction.

Though many will try, few will reach total philfaction.
philfaction by philfaction December 10, 2010
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