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1.
Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira), the self-proclaimed "Queen of all Media", is an openly gay celebrity gossip blogger. Although a Z list celebrity, Perez is good friends with stars such as Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Jessica Simpson. His website, perezhilton.com, is highly amusing to read, mainly due to his many "inside" sources. He is often yelled at by celebrities or sued by their executives.
Colin Farrell sued Perez Hilton for posting his sex tape on his website
by L0 August 14, 2006
 
2.
1. A completely unfunny blogger who writes generic comments over celebrity photos. 2. An overweight, ugly male who points out minor flaws in beautiful women.
Have you heard of this Perez Hilton? He truly has no talent. I guess anyone can run a blog these days.
by Russell Sheppard November 13, 2007
 
3.
Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira), the self-proclaimed "Queen of all Media", is an openly gay celebrity gossip blogger. Although a Z list celebrity, Perez is good friends with stars such as Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Jessica Simpson. His website, perezhilton.com, is highly amusing to read, mainly due to his many "inside" sources. He is often yelled at by celebrities or sued by their executives.
I read Perez Hilton's gossip blog when I am bored.
by L0 August 12, 2006
 
4.
A fat, flaming queen who spends his life gossiping about skinny, Hollywood girls he wishes he could be.

It's rumored he is insanely into beastiality with his poor dog, named Teddy Hilton. This is probably true.
Fatty: Perez Hilton reported that Zac Efron is gay!

Fatty2: He wishes.

Fatty: Oh...well did you hear he fucks his dog?

Fatty2: Toootally.

by BLTU March 08, 2009
 
5.
A limey, hypocritical, intolerant, flaming homosexual prick who needs to be wiped off the face of the earth.
What's that ugly thing sitting over by the dumpsters?

Oh, that's just Perez Hilton
by DIEPEREZHILTON April 21, 2009
 
6.
A popular celebrity gossip blogger.
He is usually criticized for being an extreme kiss-ass to Paris Hilton (hence, the similar name) and is completely bias when writing his blogs.
Perez Hilton licks Paris' ass like a lollipop.
by Alyssa P. September 23, 2006
 
7.
the reason the word fag was invented
Perez Hilton? That dude's a fag
by Singapore Lohan August 12, 2009