A fat, flaming queen who spends his life gossiping about skinny, Hollywood girls he wishes he could be.
It's rumored he is insanely into beastiality with his poor dog, named Teddy Hilton. This is probably true.
Fatty: Perez Hilton reported that Zac Efron is gay!
Fatty2: He wishes.
Fatty: Oh...well did you hear he fucks his dog?