"I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.about"
"I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke."
"I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here."
"The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them.4 minutes ago from Sidekick "
(Obviously the best thing to do esp. if someone were to be getting robbed at that point and couldn't call the police due to every police service in the country was busy handling thousands of calls from fans of Hilton.
-who is gay, yet uses homophobic slurs.
"You know what, I don't respect you and you're gay and stop being such a faggot." -Perez Hilton
Has a website which writes blogs in, 99% of which are insulting celebs.