Patroclus 

Achilles' boyfriend
It shouldn't be surmised from the above phrase that Achilles was gay, because he was also banging Brisseis.
In any case he was bi.

Ajax: Achilles, Hector wasted your boyfriend Patroclus, who was wearing your armor and a red garter belt. Now Hector has both your armor and the garter belt.
Achilles: What?? I told him countless times that only black garter belts are worn with armor!
Im gonna beat the shit outta that Hector dude as soon as I finish banging Brisseis.

Patroclus by Hugh G Rection May 1, 2006

Patroclus 

A tall, frosty, beverage!

Mmmmm! Nothing like a good patroclus after a long day!

Go get your own Patroclus, You tall-frosty-beverage stealer!

Patroclus by Pattypoo December 23, 2004

Doing the Achilles and Patroclus 

When you and your homie are in such a loving relationship that you really aren’t homies anymore.

Mark: Dude, me and my homie Carl are so close. I would like, die for him. I love him so much.
Jeff: Damn, are you guys are doing the Achilles and Patroclus?

Doing the Achilles and Patroclus by ArcticLava21 November 9, 2019

achilles-patroclus 

The famous gay love between the Greek soldier Achilles and his comrade Patroclus. Achilles tried to kill Homer to avenge Patroclus' death.
Refers to any gay love between to cool dudes.

Man, Steve and Kevin are way to badass to be gay!
No dude, they have an achilles-patroclus thing going on.

achilles-patroclus by CCloud November 14, 2013

achilles and patroclus 

really good friends...

my history teacher: achilles and patroclus were very close best friends
song of achilles readers:

achilles and patroclus by daughterofacop March 15, 2025

Patronus 

A defensive spell which produces a sort of animal guardian; Charm used to protect one against dementors

Harry's patronus is a deer while Hermione"s is an otter.

Patronus by pepitalalalala December 26, 2019

conjuring a patronus 

When you jerk off onto your stomach and chest and the pattern looks like a stag.

The other day I was jerking off and it was really cool - I ended up conjuring a patronus!

conjuring a patronus by kp-ob December 13, 2018