verb
to negotiate through a field of scattered obstacles because there isn’t a direct pathway through
This is derived from the Japanese vertical pinball game called “pachinko”, in which the tiny steel balls have to randomly bounce and weave their way through a scattered field of little immovable pins.
“Did you ever notice how in a tourist trap there is no direct pathway to the only bathroom? You have to pachinko through a junk shop littered with display stands filled with rubber tomahawks, pecan logs and Mexican jumping beans.”
Although other creatures, including humans, do this, cats give the best demonstration of this phenomenon. When you see a cat stretch itself to its full length, all four limbs and tail extended, accompanied by a huge yawn, that is pandiculating.
“Susie was pandiculating in the office earlier, fell off her chair and ended up with her skirt up round her ears.”
“Interesting, sorry I missed it.”
noun
1.
a difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing pandemic such as Covid-19
2.
world changing catastrophy followed by bumbling and counterproductive government response.
" Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"
1. "How will we ever get out of this pandicament?"
2." Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"
Pachine is a multi meaning word invented by twitch streamer Coziestpeak509 which can be used to define and label someone who’s a punk, bitch, cocksucker, whackdweeb or someone who wants to follow the rules and doesn’t do homie shit and instead chooses to go to sleep early and be a square. For Example a pachine can be getting wrecked in a 1v1 then run and hide with their teammates so a bunch of pachines can 1v4 you. Don’t restrict the use of the word pachine. You know a pachine when you see/come across one. If you see a pachine in public just laugh and in your head say to yourself what a pachine.