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paddock basher 

A crappy, beat up old car that is only used around a farm. usually not for work purposes, instead is used by the teenagers or kids of the farm to do skids in and totally destroy the car inside out. if you crash you paddock basher, its no big deal
City Slicker: hey bro can we do some skids in the paddock basher?

Farming teen: Sure, wanna use the toyota corolla or the mazda 323?
paddock basher by mr bog December 8, 2010

padackles 

The real-life broyay of actors Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles, who play Sam and Dean Winchester on Supernatural; indicating highly homosocial and potentially homoerotic love between the two men, often exhibited in the form of Jared climbing Jensen like a tree.
The hotness of Padackles at the CW Upfronts was overwhelming - those boys couldn't keep their hands off each other!
padackles by Rose Ganymede April 21, 2008

the pardack 

An animal made up by Strongbad . It is a blob with duck feet, horns, an elephant leg for an arm and a human arm with a boxing glove.
Why do these keep coming out as nasty blob things?
the pardack by Wert March 8, 2005

paddacake 

coolie/guyanese word for "pussy" instead of saying "pokie" or something
Gyal you paddacake need fi wash.
Oh me momma gyal me faget fi wash me paddacake.
Ey you lil' paddacake, bring you rass back here.
Wha gwan paddacake?
Why it dig you paddacake for?
Gyal meh momma paddacake been a smell like a Gilbaka you momma mek last night.
paddacake by Dontknow May 28, 2006

to have a roo loose in the top paddock 

An Australian colloquialism; describing someone intellectually impaired or moronic.
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.

Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".
To have a roo loose in the top paddock:

After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock 

he's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock