18 definitions by MrKapper
This phrase is an exasperated attempt at getting clueless incompetent swines to find out something for themselves instead of pissing off everyone with mindless person-to-person technical queries over IM/IRC.
Usually a last resort used by the first party when the second party's incessant nagging has become tedious and annoying to the point of high blood pressure.
Usually a last resort used by the first party when the second party's incessant nagging has become tedious and annoying to the point of high blood pressure.
by MrKapper July 11, 2006
1: So, how about you and I?
2: Get bent, douchebag.
1: I see. Allow me to introduce my friend. His name is Boss. Hugo Boss. *leans over*
2: I love you. Let's fuck.
2: Get bent, douchebag.
1: I see. Allow me to introduce my friend. His name is Boss. Hugo Boss. *leans over*
2: I love you. Let's fuck.
by MrKapper July 11, 2006
noun: a platform for sitting on. Usually consists of hard, sturdy legs and a cushioned platform with lumbar support.
verb: To use a chair (see above) to deliver a beating or severely hurt someone. Usually, threats involving chairs are used by wannabe gangsters as a means to intimidate others.
verb: To use a chair (see above) to deliver a beating or severely hurt someone. Usually, threats involving chairs are used by wannabe gangsters as a means to intimidate others.
noun:
What a comfy chair...I could play CS on this all day...
verb:
1: What the **** are you looking at?
2: (begins explaining that he means no harm, tries to calm (1) down)
1: SHUT UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA!
2: Ok.
1: NAH, SHUT THE **** UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA RIGHT NOW!
What a comfy chair...I could play CS on this all day...
verb:
1: What the **** are you looking at?
2: (begins explaining that he means no harm, tries to calm (1) down)
1: SHUT UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA!
2: Ok.
1: NAH, SHUT THE **** UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA RIGHT NOW!
by MrKapper June 7, 2007
An Australian colloquialism; describing someone intellectually impaired or moronic.
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.
Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.
Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".
To have a roo loose in the top paddock:
After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.
After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.
by MrKapper July 10, 2006
John: I got with Jane last night.
Chad: Who, the fat bitch from that club?
John: Yeah.
Chad: YSM!!!!
Chad: Who, the fat bitch from that club?
John: Yeah.
Chad: YSM!!!!
by MrKapper November 27, 2005
The best reason to throw your Intel Core in the bin.
Kick-ass processors for notebooks/laptops, Turions are fast, energy efficient and reliable - and the dual-core X2 is even better.
Kick-ass processors for notebooks/laptops, Turions are fast, energy efficient and reliable - and the dual-core X2 is even better.
by MrKapper July 11, 2006